On this day in 1971, I lost my virginity on my living room floor to the man who would become my husband. Has anyone seen it? Maybe it’s time we looked under the furniture and removed the couch cushions. It must be around here somewhere!
Posted by: saintpaulgrrl | May 8, 2008
Lost Virginity
Posted in marriage, sexuality | Tags: first coitus, virginity




You can lose it! Oh crap!
By: Red Wine Gums on May 8, 2008
at 2:37 pm
Yes, indeed, you CAN lose it! It can stay lost for years until someone finally moves the piano to sweep under it!
By: saintpaulgrrl on May 8, 2008
at 2:55 pm
hahahahahaha dies laughing..
By: Nectarfizz on May 16, 2008
at 6:54 pm
I spent all dern evening looking for yours, but couldn’t find it. Sorries.
By: Bryan on May 17, 2008
at 12:56 am
Bryan,
No problem. I might pick up another one at a garage sale someday. Or maybe check E-bay. You can get used virginity at a pretty cheap price these days!
By: saintpaulgrrl on May 17, 2008
at 9:47 am
Just think that couch might be in a second-hand shop and someone may come across your virginity.
By: miraculus on June 17, 2008
at 9:39 pm