Posted by: saintpaulgrrl | May 8, 2008

Lost Virginity

On this day in 1971, I lost my virginity on my living room floor to the man who would become my husband.  Has anyone seen it?  Maybe it’s time we looked under the furniture and removed the couch cushions.  It must be around here somewhere!


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  1. You can lose it! Oh crap!

  2. Yes, indeed, you CAN lose it! It can stay lost for years until someone finally moves the piano to sweep under it!

  3. hahahahahaha dies laughing..

  4. I spent all dern evening looking for yours, but couldn’t find it. Sorries. :(

  5. Bryan,
    No problem. I might pick up another one at a garage sale someday. Or maybe check E-bay. You can get used virginity at a pretty cheap price these days!

  6. Just think that couch might be in a second-hand shop and someone may come across your virginity.


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